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These Women Reveal What They Would Do If They Had A Penis 'Helicopter!"Author: Jeremy Hazan. In order to compile Dick for a Day, scholar and feminist Fiona Giles approached hundreds of well-known writers, poets, artists, actresses, and academics and asked them to express what they might feel if they abruptly found themselves Not since Kafka's Gregor Samsa awoke to discover that he'd turned into a cockroach has literature addressed such a traumatic transformation/5. Jan 10, Women really, really love their vaginas. Still, that doesn't mean they wouldn't like to experience life for a full day from a man's perspective, if you know what we mean. From peeing standing up to wanking the wood, here are 15 things ladies would do if they had the male love muscle for 24 hours. What would you do if you had a penis for a day?
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Jun 26, Velvetink rated it it was ok Shelves: anthology-short-storieswomen-s-studiescomedyread What a hoot! I find the star position difficult to decide.
I think we should have 6 stars to rate from.
Interestingly Margaret What a hoot! Thinking about this further decided to re rate it. Now it's a 2. Just ok. Except for two short stories the actual writing for the most part wasn't worth writing home about.
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Jun 22, HeavyReader rated it did not like it Recommends it for: no one! Shelves: queer. I hate this book! Granted, it's been nearly 10 years since I read it, but I still remember the rage I felt when I read this. Most of the authours couldn't come up with anything other than "I would piss with my penis," or "I would find a woman to fuck with my penis.
Of course I would try pissing standing up, and I would want to have sex with my new body part, but I think I would be less predetory about figuring out how to go about that. I guess I was hoping that the writing in this I hate this book! I guess I was hoping that the writing in this book would be more creative, more revolutionary. Instead, I found it very what I think of as frat boy.
Oh, and I found the essay by Pat Califia to be downright hostile to heterosexual women. I just can't suggest that anyone waste there time with this book.
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Feb 19, Paige Ellen Stone rated it it was amazing Recommends it for: anyone who is interested in women's studies and who has a sense of humor. I've had this book on my shelf since I first signed up with Shelfari but did not review it. I came across it in my personal library and remembered how much fun the book was and decided to give it a well-deserved review. The premise of the book is as follows: "What if a woman could try one a penis out for a day?
To what uses might it be put? What mischief and adventures, or simple opportunities to inhabit new space?
What object lessons for its everyday owners, the men we love? A surprising array of women answered the question, some in detail, some with humor, some with poetry, some with deadly seriousness. The respondents include many well-known women and I was, frankly speaking, surprised not only by who responded but by the nature of some of the responses.
To say the least, many responses are eye-opening, perhaps even shocking. One thing this book is not and that is boring. Dick For a Day, from its provocative cover to its final entry, a short story by Catherine Texier is a captivating read. It is a guilty pleasure. It is versatile in that one can just keep it by the loo and read a few entries while doing one's business, or it can be picked up and read cover-to-cover in a single sitting.
I advise against that approach. It tends to demean the many and varied responses. All the responses are worthy of your time and your consideration.
I love this book. It takes what could be a playful, even silly question, one that could even be used as a party game, and results in a rather serious book. I let people read it in my home, but I won't lend it out. Get your own copy. It is available on Amazon, although the price has gone up by five dollars since I purchased it. I consider Dick For a Day to be an important volume in my collection of feminist literature. I do urge you to get your own copy and have at it from whatever perspective you find appealing.
Jun 21, Em rated it liked it Shelves: gender-studies.
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Very interesting collection offering differing points of view of how it would be to suddenly sprout a penis for a day. Some of the first stories in the collection were humorous even as they were steamy. Some in the middle were completely boring, though it was interesting to see the different ways the ladies came up with to explain how the dick suddenly materialized. Some found that more than just their lower anatomy changed male and others just saw it as an add-on toy for a day.
I would also flick myself in the nuts to see really how painful that is, and I would spend a ridiculous amount of time in front of a full length mirror helicoptering my wiener around.
Lovely Lilith gets to fulfill her wish of having her very own dick for a day! Nothing sounds more appealing than stroking her brand new cock and bring herself to orgasm over . Jun 05, Moody photos. Black and white, full color, you name it. I'd take photos of my new dick in a range of fancy hats, for a variety of festive occasions. I'd build up the most impressive portfolio I could possibly produce in 24 hours. Then whenever I got an unsolicited dick pic in the future, I'd just send a better one back in response. Ladies, What Would You Do If You Had A Penis For A Day? (37 Women Take A Stab At The Answer) even get a bunch of plastic Dinosaurs and arrange them into a peaceful scene before re-creating the extinction with my dick." Then helicopter dick the rest of the day.".
I would also do the Wild Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Assuming it was decently sized? I'd take photos of it. So many photos. Fun photos. Artistic photos. Moody photos. Black and white, full colour, you name it. I'd take photos of my new dick in a range of fancy hats, for a variety of festive occasions.
If Women Were Men For A Day
I'd build up the most impressive portfolio I could possibly produce in 24 hours. Then whenever I got an unsolicited dick pic in the future, I'd just send a better one back in response.
I asked a friend this, she said she would immediately stick her dick in a bowl of green Jello. Not sure why it has to be green specifically I want to test the limits of the penis. How stretchy can I make it flaccid, how bendy is it while flaccid and erect. Can I do anything particular with it, such as mentally move it?
Can I make it erect just by concentrating on it? Could I reach down and suck it? How different does it feel when touching it with either of my hands?